Not Another Celebrity Gardener
Nowadays you can’t flick a bit of manure off the end of your spade without hitting another celebrity gardener. They’re everywhere. It’s almost as if there’s a factory churning the bastards out. They all come with the same smug patronising attitude that makes you want to kick them in the arse, and no matter how much they try to disguise the thin veil of marketing for their latest book/video/restaurant/tool collection, you know it’s just an exercise in taking your money. Well, guess what? There’s another celebrity gardener in town, and he makes the other bastards seem alright!