The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Not Another Celebrity Gardener

Nowadays you can’t flick a bit of manure off the end of your spade without hitting another celebrity gardener. They’re everywhere. It’s almost as if there’s a factory churning the bastards out. They all come with the same smug patronising attitude that makes you want to kick them in the arse, and no matter how much they try to disguise the thin veil of marketing for their latest book/video/restaurant/tool collection, you know it’s just an exercise in taking your money. Well, guess what? There’s another celebrity gardener in town, and he makes the other bastards seem alright!


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