The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Who Buys This Shit?

Next time you find yourself in a garden centre, take a few minutes off from the task of buying whatever you went in there for, and peruse some of the aisles that you rarely find yourself in. They’ll be filled with garden gadgets and gimmicky trinkets. It won’t take very long at all before you find a question will keep going round and round in your head.

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