The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.


Got a question, need advice, want to argue the toss, or just looking for a little Idiot to Idiot debate? Whether you want to talk gardening, brewing, bacon and sausages, banjo playing, Kawasaki motorcycles or Lorraine Kelly, the floor is open…

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