The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Corn Cockle Cock-Head

There are some people who love to moan, they also live to be a royal pain in the arse. Even when stuff is free, they can’t just shut up. They whinge and complain about anything, even if the free stuff is what they want. These people are mean-spirited people. They’re miserly people. They have empty souls and darkened hearts. They’re people like Nigel Crooks, and in my opinion, he’s a bell-end!


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