Gardening Will Kill You
Some people garden for love, some people garden for money, some people garden because they’ve bought into that whole hippy-dippy dream bullshit. However, the very worst people are those who garden because they think it’s a healthy outdoor pursuit. Not only are they deluded, but they’re also bloody irritating. They prance around like gazelles, digging with a fury and doing star-jumps around the bean poles, completely unaware that ultimately, gardening will kill you.