Halloween and the Witching Hour
What does Halloween mean to you? For many it’s a bloody waste of a good pumpkin, for others it’s a time of occult darkness. It’s a festival of ghosts, ghouls and naughty witches in short dresses. Of course, if you believe in all that hocus-pocus nonsense, you probably need your bumps felt, but for the damned, the doomed and the demonic it’s actually a bit of an embarrassing time. This is because the rise of bad parenting has allowed fat kids to steal Halloween.