The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Halloween and the Witching Hour

What does Halloween mean to you? For many it’s a bloody waste of a good pumpkin, for others it’s a time of occult darkness. It’s a festival of ghosts, ghouls and naughty witches in short dresses. Of course, if you believe in all that hocus-pocus nonsense, you probably need your bumps felt, but for the damned, the doomed and the demonic it’s actually a bit of an embarrassing time. This is because the rise of bad parenting has allowed fat kids to steal Halloween.


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