The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Kew Gardens Lily Theft

Botanical gardens. They’re great. One of the best is Kew Gardens in London, and it even has it’s own police force: the Flowerpot Police. However, it’s fair to say that they’re crap at their jobs, because all they had to do was handle lost property claims, and stop someone stealing the world’s rarest lily!

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