The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

For the Love of Shit

Shit creates emotional reactions from most people. Shit stinks, it’s socially unacceptable and it never is a good addition to any recipe known to man. Despite this, gardeners love it, and all other rotting organic matter that falls under the general ‘shit’ designation. This includes manure, fertiliser and compost. All gardeners should have a good understanding of these materials, but there is one man, a self-proclaimed Messiah of gardeners, who doesn’t know shit about shit!


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