The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Mutant Squash

Feel like Frankenstein? No? You don’t? Well, that can soon be cured! Nothing gives itself over to a bit of cross-pollination like the squash, and nothing makes gardening more fun than producing mutant vegetables that taste divine, are easy to grow, and often resemble the sexual organs of farmyard beasts!

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