The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Puerility in the Garden

For many, gardening is a serious business and, all too often, you’ll come across so-called expert gardeners who’ll look down their nose at you when you don’t kowtow to the accepted methods of growing vegetables. Remember this is a hobby, a pastime, it’s supposed to be fun. It’s your time and your effort that’s being wasted, so you have every right to act like a total cock if you wish! In fact, it’s your duty to embrace puerility!

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