The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Scaring Crows

There are some basic lessons in life that people should have learned by the time they reach their teenage years. Sadly, many don’t, and they wear that ignorance like a badge of individuality. However, they’re not individuals; they’re knob-heads. Grow up, act your age, and maybe – just maybe – you’ll manage to get through life with a small scrap of dignity intact!


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