The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Stick It Up Your Arse

There are many reasons to attend hospital. One of the more embarrassing reasons is probably to have a retained rectal foreign body removed. If you ever find yourself with something jammed up your back passage, then rest assured that you are not alone. Other people have been there before, and they’ve probably used the same excuse that you’re going to use. More interestingly, you can bet that last shred of your dignity that some of them will have been gardeners.


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One thought on “Stick It Up Your Arse

  1. Tom Stephenson

    I think you win with the best post-title of the Summer so far. I tried hard with my last one, but it pales compared to yours.


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