Some men think it is funny to drop their guts, and then trick their loved ones into taking a lungful. Whether in the bedroom, the car or even in a restaurant,..
Now, if I mentioned dragon-slaying, some out there might grin (predominantly immature men) whilst others will need an explanation. It transpires that many men,..
Easter. So the Baby Jesus died, and the spuds went into their bags. Back in January, I was going to go to Damo’s local potato day, but on realising it..
I had no dilema about the recipient of my spare seeds. Apologies to the others, but once I got a message from Liz at Nutty Gnome, it was all over. If you read..
As a gentleman, I don’t like to expel gas from my anal tract in front of my sweetheart. Obviously, I mean that when my sweetheart is before me, I refrain..
There are times when life just doesn’t get any better. Trust me on this, it simply DOES NOT get any better. Why? Well, I’m buggered if I know, but..
On returning from our little jaunt to Budapest, it transpired that the garden hadn’t taken a break. It felt odd to think that things still grew while I..
I know I said I’d do the Wet Dream Post next (trust me, even I’m tired of the joke now, so maybe it’s best that I let it lay fallow for a..
When I was a lad, I remember waiting at a bus stop near my house when my mate’s elder brother happened along. We chatted awkwardly – I was a child of..