The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Germination and Plug Plants

There are two ways to grow vegetables. You can either put in the hard shrift and germinate some seeds, or you can just pop down the garden centre and buy plug..

Sowing seeds in manure: what would Titchmarsh say?

You can’t sow seeds in manure. The experts say you can’t, so you can’t. Okay? Look, the likes of Titchmarsh, Fowler and Don didn’t just..

Patience is a pain in the arse!

And so begins the long wait. I’ll be truthful here; patience is not one of the virtues that I possess, if indeed I possess any virtues at all. I dislike..

Germination – the Science of Seeds!

The other night, I settled down with a cold beer to watch Tottenham take on the San Jose Earthquakes in a pre-season friendly. Now, once I’d had a good..


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