Back when I was a lad, people used to put babies in drawers. No, this wasn’t some kind of craze whereby people put their babies in drawers, snapped a..
‘Blimey, that is a whopper! Is it limp?’ ‘Certainly not; it’s firm and juicy.’ ‘Is the end a bit damp and soggy?’..
Since building the Idiot Greenhouse, I’ve been fighting a battle against condensation. At first, of a morning, the roof seemed to have a few drips on it...
Back when I was a lad and it was all fields around here, we had this thing called September. If I remember rightly, it was quite popular, lasted for 30 days,..
First off, if you’re here looking for greenhouse plans, or want to find out how to build the world’s cheapest greenhouse, then you’re in the..
So, you want a greenhouse? Trust me, I understand. I really do. I wanted a greenhouse too. I really wanted one because I was sick to death of blighted..
Way back when I didn’t have grey hair, there wasn’t much I wouldn’t do to take advantage of young ladies. Like most adoloscent males, I..
Way back when, in the mists of time, Hill 49 stood as a symbol of laziness. It was like a carbuncle on the buttock of good intentions, and those who have been..
Thus far, 2012 has been a bitch. Rain, rain and more rain, plus cold, cloud and rain, has meant that most cultivation has been hit and miss. It is, quite..
“It’s not a plot, it’s a bloody field.” No shit, Sherlock! “You’ve got your work cut out for you there.” Really?..
I have a friend who always says that if I fell into a pile of cow shit I’d come out with a cigar. I think that what he was saying, in his own way, is..
Can you tell what it is yet? Let’s be honest; 2011 started badly, with grief before the year had even begun. It was as if that shit tainted the whole..
There are two things I’ve learned about gardening this week: I’ve learned a little bit about beds, and I’ve learned a little bit about glass,..