I don’t know why we called her Squinty Celia. Well, her name was Celia, so that was one part of it. She was a bit squinty too, so that’ll explain..
Those with little better to do than read this piffle will know that this year I decided to grow some onions in hay. If you didn’t know that, then kudos..
When I told my schoolmates I was going out with Mary Brannegan, they smirked and giggled. Some made obscene hand gestures to try and illustrate what I would be..
This year, as an experiment, I am growing my onions in hay. No, I’m not going to plant them in the ground and then mulch them with hay, nor am I going to..
Like a young boy who has just seen his next door neighbour getting changed through a chink in the curtain, I’m up for it. I’m raging and ready to..
So, it transpires that Tesco’s beef burgers contain horse meat. People are outraged. It has made the national news. Tesco has apologised. There’s..