The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Scot Plants Direct – The Bad Penny?

Well, well, well; does anyone remember Scot Plants Direct? No? Then you’re bloody lucky. Way back when I was a mere gardening newbie idiot rather than a..

One potato, two potato, three potato, four!

Potatoes; who would have them? I would, actually. There is something about the spud that brings joy to the world. It is a cure for all ills, a panacea, if you..

You’re just a bunch of amateurs! (Jiffy 7 response)

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST IS DEVOID OF HUMOUR! (Nearly) For those of you that read this drivel on occasions, you might have seen my correspondence with Jiffy..

Hairy Beasts: the Jiffy 7

I finally dragged my carcus home last night just before midnight, having spent 13 hours in various airports and on a selection of planes. I had one beer and..


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