I don’t know why we called her Squinty Celia. Well, her name was Celia, so that was one part of it. She was a bit squinty too, so that’ll explain..
Those with little better to do than read this piffle will know that this year I decided to grow some onions in hay. If you didn’t know that, then kudos..
When I told my schoolmates I was going out with Mary Brannegan, they smirked and giggled. Some made obscene hand gestures to try and illustrate what I would be..
Let’s face it, if you’re thinking of having an orgy of anything, then an orgy of Onions does tend to make sense. Well, it does to me. Thus far my..
This year, as an experiment, I am growing my onions in hay. No, I’m not going to plant them in the ground and then mulch them with hay, nor am I going to..
“It’s not a plot, it’s a bloody field.” No shit, Sherlock! “You’ve got your work cut out for you there.” Really?..