I don’t know why we called her Squinty Celia. Well, her name was Celia, so that was one part of it. She was a bit squinty too, so that’ll explain..
WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,
building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the
feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and
vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon
sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any
manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.