The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Talking Shit

In the world of life and stuff, there are many things that get people excited like sex and money and cake and beer. In the world of gardening, people get excited by roses and peas and bumble bees. In the world of idiot gardening, there’s nothing more likely to get your pulse racing than a steaming pile of manure, be it horse, cow, pig or even bat!

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