The Idiot Gardener

WARNING: This site contains information on gardening, brewing, curing meat,

building shit and hunting, all done in a piss-poor manner. It is not suitable for the

feeble-minded, the weak and lame, those of a nervous disposition, vegans and

vegetarians (and those other ones that only eat fish and the occasional bacon

sandwich - I think they're called 'hypocrites'), those who practice any

manner of folk singing or dancing, people named Colin or fans of Barry Gibb.

Thrifty Gardeners

We’ve all met them; those thrifty gardeners that like nothing better than to rub our faces in how they’ve managed to make everything for piles of old shit! Some wear it like a badge, and others even wear the rubbish they’ve made. They mock us for spending a few quid on the bits and pieces that we need, and they expect to receive nothing short of praise because they’ve recycled, upcycled and generally … well … wasted their time.


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